Archive for March, 2009

Pancakes at Big Boy

• March 31, 2009 • 4 Comments

This is this blog’s version of a dirty joke. But it’s not really a “joke,” nor is it that dirty.

• March 27, 2009 • 3 Comments

Homemade brownies give me the strength of 1,000 wildebeests.

• March 25, 2009 • 8 Comments

My logic is flawless. Even when it’s not.

• March 24, 2009 • 3 Comments

Like, umm… sound the trumpets or something

• March 23, 2009 • 8 Comments

I’m shocked and saddened. But in that way you get shocked and saddened over celebrity tragedies, of course.

• March 21, 2009 • 1 Comment

Your mother’s so nice, she baked me cookies when I came to visit. Boom. In your face.

• March 21, 2009 • 6 Comments

On an unrelated note, gas stoves are way better than electric stoves

• March 16, 2009 • 5 Comments

More evidence of me being cooler than you

• March 14, 2009 • 4 Comments

Maintaining my authenticity; i.e.: keepin’ it real; i.e.: me enjoying being stupid

• March 12, 2009 • 9 Comments